Absolutely Not. Hoodie

A soft, midweight hoodie that speaks with quiet sarcasm. The simple “absolutely not.” print sits centered on a clean white canvas—subtle, dry, and instantly readable. It layers easily over a tee for coffee runs, late-night walks, or slow mornings at home. The dropped shoulders and roomy pouch pocket create an effortless, lived-in silhouette that feels like the hoodie you reach for when you want to close the world out for a minute. Built with sustainable and socially conscious production, it’s a thoughtful pick for anyone who appreciates minimal design, dry humor, and comfortable, dependable wear.

Product features
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and structure
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, oversized fit
- Large pouch pocket for hand warmth and small storage
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric blend (mostly ring-spun cotton) for soft durability
- OEKO-TEX, FLA and WRAP certified — sustainably and ethically manufactured

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean