Slide into a hoodie that gets it. This cozy sweatshirt carries a cheeky, hand-lettered badge reading “Adulting Is A Scam,” softened by a vintage frame and tiny gingham bow — equal parts wry and warm. It settles into your shoulders like a small rebellion against endless to-do lists, the pouch pocket a place for cold hands or a brewing cup of coffee. Wear it on slow mornings, late-night study sessions, or while running errands when you want comfort with a wink.
Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage
- Adjustable color-matched drawstring and double-lined hood
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for soft, durable warmth (Heather Sport varies)
- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner look and less waste
- DTF/DTG-friendly printing with optional embroidery placements
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |