Slide into something cozy that speaks your language. This soft, mid-weight hooded sweatshirt carries a playful, kitchen-table energy with its warm, hand-lettered slogan: “Nobody Puts Gravy in the Corner.” It feels like a worn-in joke shared between family at holiday dinner—snug at the shoulders, roomy in the body, and built to keep you comfortable through long conversations, second helpings, and post-feast naps. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add a thoughtful touch, while the kangaroo pouch is perfect for tucked hands or a cell phone.
Product features
- Soft 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand-warming and quick storage
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for extra comfort and style
- Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Available with DTF/DTG print and optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |