A soft, mid-weight hoodie with a quiet, candid voice. The front text—blunt, slightly sardonic—reads like a whispered boundary: ‘Roses are red. People are fake. I stay to myself so I won’t be on the first [48].’ It sits centered over the pouch pocket in a distressed, typewriter-like font for an understated, lived-in look. Wear it when you want warmth without fanfare: layered under a coat for late-night walks, pulled over a tee during low-key hangouts, or kept on for slow mornings with coffee and a book.
Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and durable printability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing fit
- Embroidery and DTF print options available; tear-away inner label for comfort
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |